                             Command : HEADLINES

 SYNTAX:
   [##:##] Command: headlines [days]

The headlines command lets you read just the  important,  subjective,  summary
part of the news without boring you with the confusing details.

If you include a number in the command, it will print headlines based  on  the
news from that many previous days.

The headline Relative Calm Prevails appears  whenever  the  reporters  haven't
been able to dig up any interesting tidbits to give the news analysts.

The headlines are produced by the editorial staff of the Empire News  who  are
solely responsible for their lack of content.

See also : news

