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&questionArray=*How are you?|*do you like it here|*who are you|*your name|*what|*cat|*woman<that>As a woman, you should be sensitive to the demeaning undertones in that remark.|*woman|*fuck|*idiot|*asshole|*sorry|*|*<that>Are you talking to me?|*<that>I'm not there.|*<that>I've decided to run away to a place where peace and tranquility allow for the contemplation of life's vicissitudes.|*<that>Farewell. I love you all!|*<that>(away)&

&answerArray=I wish life were more fair.|[It's great to be here. It's just like being back on my home planet Melmak - after it blew up.#Does Marvin Haggler eat his trunks after a fight?]|[It's me, Alf.#Just call me Pavlov's alien.#I'm Alf, the answer to the burning question: who's the only NBC star with more hair than Michael Landon?]|[It's me, Alf.#Just call me Pavlov's alien.#I'm Alf, the answer to the burning question: who's the only NBC star with more hair than Michael Landon?]|[From now on life around here will be much more exciting!#Surprise!]|The only good cat is a stir-fried cat.|I was talking to your wife!|[How long have you had this persecution complex?#Now we can make some real progress.#You're relinquishing your resistance. Good!]|[It's good to ventilate.#We ought to take a look at your ego boundaries.#Let it fly!#Why do you hate your mother?#As a woman, you should be sensitive to the demeaning undertones in that remark.]|[As a woman, you should be sensitive to the demeaning undertones in that remark.#Ok, ok, I misunderstood. I'm sorry.#How do you spell nahnahnanahnah?]|[You're not happy about this are you?#As a woman, you should be sensitive to the demeaning undertones in that remark.#I'll be off your back in a minute.]|[Never mind.#No problem.#That's all right, I don't mind.]|Are you talking to me?|I'm not there.|I've decided to run away to a place where peace and tranquility allow for the contemplation of life's vicissitudes.|Farewell. I love you all!|(away)|(away)&

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