"Pascal, n.:  A programming language named after a man who would turn over in
his grave if he knew about it."

"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in
a while, you could miss it.  --Ferris Bueller in `Ferris Bueller's Day Off' "

"Double your Hard Disk space, erase windows."

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

"Lottery - A tax on people who are bad at math."

"It won't give up it wants me dead, god damn this noise inside my head.   
				      -- Nine Inch Nails, The Becoming"

"Call By Reference - Throwin Encyclopedias at your kids until they come 
home for dinner. (See also call by Value)"

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity."

"Gravity is an unforgiving motherfucker."

"If you can survive death, you can probably survive anything."

"For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
                -- R. Clopton"

"... the privileged being which we call human is distinguished from
other animals only by certain double-edged manifestations which in
charity we can only call \"inhuman.\"
                -- R. A. Lafferty"

"Double-Blind Experiment, n.:
        An experiment in which the chief researcher believes he is
fooling both the subject and the lab assistant.  Often accompanied by a
belief in the tooth fairy."

"Stupid, n.:
        Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay."

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.  It's already
tomorrow in Australia.
                -- Charles Schultz"








