BUNDY2.ZIP, 20 WAV FILES FROM THE TV SERIES "MARRIED WITH CHILDREN"
(October 31st, 1993)

This is the second package of (hopefully) a whole lot of samples from 
my favourite comedy show. If you have some other samples, please let me 
know, it's a good idea to keep track of all available sound clips.
Also you could make some samples yourself, after all there are
over 150 episodes up till now and I only used 4 shows so far.
Andreas Paul has assembled a package, too. It's called mwcsamp.zip
and it contains 6 files in AU format. It can be found at Cica or 
another FTP site near you.

If you didn't know yet, MwC fans are very active in the electronical
world. For the latest news and philosophical discussions, check out
alt.tv.mwc on UseNet. A list of quotes is made and compiled by Bob
Pack (help him and send additions to rlpst@cislabs.pitt.edu) and a
program guide is edited by Dean Adams.

A whoa Bundy for y'all,

Jeroen Vendrig. 
Internet: vendrig@fwi.uva.nl

Underneath are the names of the WAV files, with references to the program
guide of Dean Adams and with the contexts of the quotes (and of course the 
quotes themselves) (partly from Bob Pack's list of quotes).

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[137. "THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY"  (707)]
<Al leads a (beer)tax revolt>

GOTCHA.WAV
  <Al finds money on the street.>
  Al: "Gotcha! Another penny closer to retirement."

RIDEWIFE.WAV
  <Al's walking down the street>
  Guy: "Hey Bundy, car broken down again? Nobody will give you a ride, huh?"
  Al:  "Maybe I should've called your wife. She always gives everybody a ride."

RAISETAX.WAV + Y_ASK_Y.WAV
  Man: "Hey mister, they're gonna raise our beertax 2 cents."
  Al:  "Oh my god! Well, it has to be stopped!"
  Man: "Let's give you a beer and we'll tell you all about it."
  Al:  "Why ask why."

SURE.WAV
  Marcy:     "Peggy, you really should vote. This year we can really make a
	      difference: this is the year of the woman. Everyone I know is
	      gonna vote for a woman, regardless of her qualifications or 
	      her stands on the issues. Right, Jefferson?
  Jefferson: "Sure."

HOWCOOL.WAV
  <Jefferson tells about his plan "national haircare centers">
  Kelly: "God, how cool!"

SIGNBILL.WAV
  <Jefferson tells about his 'First Lady' dream>
  Marcy:     "Honey, shut up and look beautiful."
  Jefferson: "I'll sign that bill."
	
HAPPY.WAV
  <Al comes home drunk>
  Kelly: "God, I hate to see him like this."
  Bud:   "I know, I don't like to see him happy, either."

MARRIED.WAV
  <Peggy explains why she supports Al on his fight against the beertax>
  Peggy: "You see, if it wasn't for beer, we probably wouldn't even be 
	  married."

FAMILY1.WAV + FAMILY2.WAV
  <Al wants the kids to come and listen to a special announcement>
  Kelly: "Finally, he's gonna tell me I'm not really his daughter."
  Bud:   "No, he's gonna tell me I'm not his son."
  Kelly: "But you look just like him."
  Bud:   "That was really low..."

BLOODTST.WAV
  Bud:   "Dad, who's our real father?"
  Al:    "Well, about a thousand blood tests say it's me."

PRESDENT.WAV
  Al: "Family, the Bundies are gonna elect a president!"

POLL.WAV
  Reporter: "The polls have been open across the nation for six hours, but 
	     it is now official that not a single person in America has 
	     yet turned out to vote."

SERVE.WAV
  <Al goes to vote>
  Al:   "I'm Bundy, Al Bundy, and I'm here to serve my country."
  Lady: "Then please consider a minty mouthwash."

IVEBEEN.WAV + KNOWBODY.WAV
  <The Bundy's go to vote>
  Lady: "Is this your first time?"
  Bud:  "Are you kidding? Why does everyone look at me and just assume I'm 
	 a virgin. Cause I'm not. Could a virgin tell you the name and last 
	 book read by every Playboy centerfold in the last 10 years? I've 
	 been there and back, baby. I know the female body like I know my 
	 own hand..., I mean like the back of my hand. Bud, oh Bud they
	 scream. Well, once I even took a girl..."
  Lady: "Sir, I just meant: is this the first time you're voting?"

YELLOW.WAV
  <Kelly goes to vote>
  Kelly: "Hey, is it yellow in everybody's booth? 
	  Oops, nevermind, just had hair in my eyes."

PILLAGE.WAV        
  Al:   "So let's kick some elite butt. Give me beer or give me death...
	 or both. Let's pillage."
  <Beer people go on rampage>

BEERTAX.WAV
  Al: "Read my lips: don't tax beer."

