#!/bin/sh

cat <<EOF
USER       PID %CPU %MEM    VSZ   RSS TTY      STAT START   TIME COMMAND
root         2  0.0  0.0      0     0 ?        S    Aug28   0:00 [kthreadd]
root         3  0.0  0.0      0     0 ?        S    Aug28   0:43  \_ [ksoftirqd/0]
...
root         1  0.0  0.0   2976   624 ?        Ss   Aug28   0:07 init [2]  
root       495  0.0  0.0   3888  1640 ?        Ss   Aug28   0:00 udevd --daemon
...
[MORE FAKE ps OUTPUT]
EOF
