"He became confused about her gender and decided not to pursue the matter further"
"He was so suprised,he choked and had to have a glass of water"
"He chased her with his machine gun"
"They got hitched.The vicar was a turkey"
"He backed away very carefully"
"She hit him with her handbag(it had a brick in)!"
"She got out the Karaoke machine and sang TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT,WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT (Loudly)!"
"He grabbed the crisps from her lunch box and scarpered cackling"
"He laughed nervously and sidled away"
"He tried sign language but she was equally flummoxed!"
"He suggested she pop down the library and get herself a good book!"
"They gazed into each others eyes(They were having a staring contest)!"
"She showed him her tattoo of a belly dancer on her bicep,if she rippled her muscle,it really danced"
"He fell off his ladder(he is only 3 feet tall)"
"He feigned deafness and stared blankly in front"
"She stuck out her foot and tripped him up!"
"She gave him a great big bear hug,it winded him considerably"
"They made stink bombs with their chemistry set"
"He garbled incoherently"
"She grabbed his ears and pulled and pulled!"
"He smiled,he thought it was a compliment"
"They ate magic mushrooms,they thought they were flying"
"He picked a bogey and flicked it at her"
"They got legless and sank beneath the table"
"He decided to advise her to have her hearing checked"
"He laughed heartily and slapped her on the back"
"He lit a fire with only a handful of grass"
"He sulked in silence all the rest of that day"
"He let her go,noone is that stupid"
"He killed her with one hefty swipe"
"He legged it quick"
"He got out the hoover,he had to get rid of the evidence sharpish"
"He pushed her and she fell in the water,she was livid"
"She died,he had poisoned her for the insurance money!"
"Everybody gave her withering looks and then ignored her"
"He grabbed her around the middle,popped her in his mouth and swallowed(She was very slimey going down)!"
"She shaved off all his hair"
"They kissed,it was revolting"
"He wrestled her to the ground,it was such fun"
"They played fairies until tea time"
"He shot an Arrow in the air(it nearly hit her)"
"They had a bit of a scuffle and managed to handcuff themselves to a tree"
"She put her hands over his eyes and he couldnt see a thing!"
"She went home and worshipped him on her shrine"
"He gave her a VERY hard stare"
"He trod on her and squashed her to bits(it was very messy)!"
"He ripped off his clothes and said Taa Daa!"
"He pulled her pig tails and she squeeled and squeeled"
"She grabbed his hat and ran off with it laughing manically"
"She turned into a pig(she had said the exact words of the spell!)"
"She hit him over the head with her teddy "
"He nipped down the local shop and came back with a takeaway"
"He held his head on with both hands and made a run for it!"
"He put her over his knee and whopped her good!"
"He shot a big V in the wall with his revolver .The mad-man!"
"Lots of his friends came and stabbed him to death."
"She spat a great big stinky gobful at him"
"He started singing  IF YOU WANT MY BODY AND YOU THINK IM SEXY COME ON SUGAR LET ME KNOW!'"
"She tried to jump over a very deep ditch but she slipped and landed in the mud"
"She sat there for such a long time that cobwebs formed on her clothes and a mouse made a nest in her hair"