; Taunts file for Championship Hearts/Spades (same file for all)
; Supply all taunts for all players so it will work in both Hearts & Spades
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; Name0 = I bid Nil (Spades only)
; Name1 = Thank pard who helped (Spades), Stopped other moonshot (Hearts)
; Name2 = I lost a big trick (Spades), I took the QS (Hearts)
; Name3 = I won a big trick (Spades), I dumped the QS on someone (Hearts)
; Name4 = I took 18+ points and/or blew my Moonshot attempt (Hearts)
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;change player names and taunts in the "" marks to yours
;go down the list as if it were listed from player 1-8 because it is
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"Bart0"       "What a load of crappy crap crap!"
"Bart1"       "That was brilliant!"
"Bart2"       "You are as we say in latin, A DORKIS MELORKIS!"
"Bart3"       "Thanks Man!"
"Bart4"       "(Bart laughs with evil tone)"
"Homer0"      "Dohhh...ooo...Ok!"
"Homer1"      "Thats Good!"
"Homer2"      "Aaawwwhhh Crap!"
"Homer3"      "Dohhh, I mean HHEEYY!"
"Homer4"      "Sweet merciful crap!"
"Lisa0"       "What ever doesn't kill me, can only make me stronger!"
"Lisa1"       "That was pretty cool!"
"Lisa2"       "You're a dimwit."
"Lisa3"       "Oh boy oh boy oh boy!"
"Lisa4"       "NNNNNNNOOOOOO!"
"Marge0"      "MMMMMMMmmmmmm!"
"Marge1"      "You did the right thing!"
"Marge2"      "NO! NO! NO!"
"Marge3"      "Wow!"
"Marge4"      "Thats not the idea at all!"
"Barney0"     "Oh ohh!"
"Barney1"     "I like it!"
"Barney2"     "Aaaawwwwhhhhh!"
"Barney3"     "WOW"
"Barney4"     "(BURRRRRRP)"
"Nelson0"     "Look what I got!"
"Nelson1"     "HA ha!"
"Nelson2"     "Hey that hurts!"
"Nelson3"     "HA ha!"
"Nelson4"     "Your an Octo-Wussy!"
"Krusty0"     "Oh God, this is always death"
"Krusty1"     "Wasn't that great kid?!"
"Krusty2"     "Awwh crap!"
"Krusty3"     "(Krusty Laughs)"
"Krusty4"     "You people are pigs!"
"Chief0"      "I guess its my job right?!"
"Chief1"      "Thats some nice flutin boy!"
"Chief2"      "Oh my God!"
"Chief3"      "Well I'll be damned!"
"Chief4"      "Nooooo..."
