You've probably been waiting for this, but someone has to do it.

I'm reviving the lost art form of the mini competition.

The premise: write a game, any game you like. Throw in whatever puzzles you 
want. But the only verb allowed to solve puzzles is "USE". The more standard 
verbs you replace with "USE" (like "TAKE", "EXAMINE", ...), the better.

You have two weeks. Send submissions to me via e-mail.