User manual - Steven's guestbook - contact options

Contact options
| First off, I will issue a behavior guide to get in touch with me. Read it carefully & apply the issued rules or I might ignore all your future incoming mails without an eye blink.
Behavior guide
| Stylistic rules
|  | positive
|  |  | An objective general mood.
|  |  | Carefully chosen grammar, vocabulary & punctuation, exclamation and stop marks.
|  |  | The use of italic and bold styles & underlining & color, as long as it seems appropriate.
|  |  | Dividing of message-parts in paragraphs.
|  | negative
|  |  | Use of angry and/or aggressive vocabulary.
|  |  | The widely use of Caps Lock.
|  |  | Exaggeration of punctuation, exclamation & stop marks.
|  |  | Sending large attachments of any filetype without having my agreement.
| Content rules
|  | positive
|  |  | Mails concerning the further development of the guestbook script & its related bits.
|  |  | Mails concerning bug tracking & error removement within the script & its related bits.
|  |  | Mails supplying new code bits to be incorporated.
|  |  | Well-founded proposals concerning the improvement of the usefulness of this script & its related bits.
|  |  | Other serious issues.
|  | negative
|  |  | Hate & jealousy mails.
|  |  | Mails asking to release private contact information such as my telephone and/or mobile number or other, more "intime" email- adresses. By the way, I'm not using ICQ nor do I use any other insecure instant messager, so don't even ask me. And don't try to invite my to an IRC channel, as I won't enter it, as long as you haven't become one of my closer "relatives".
|  |  | Mails crying for support concerning the "configuration & installation" of the script; without having had a glance at the supplied, extensive user manual; without having used a rather little percentage of their intellect to solve those problems.
|  |  | Mails begging to be spoon-fed with programmer- & "hacker"-knowledge.
Contact information
| Website: http://www.accognoscere.org
| Email-address: <steven@accognoscere.org>
| If I don't respond within week, don't panic, I might be busy working or I will have vanished mysteriously. Patience is the key. Or you might have severely insulted one of the given behavior advices; unintentional or intentional, alea jacta est pour vous.